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I had liked the Fonseca Cubano Limitado “Robusto” enough to try the rest of the line, which was the “Belicoso” this time.

I trust everyone had a good Thanksgiving. We spent most of yesterday ploughing through the first series of Sleeper Cell, the Showtime series about terrorists in Los Angeles, and the efforts of an FBI undercover officer to reveal their plot. The significance of this to this blog is [SPOILER ALERT!], that said plot involves a three-pronged attack on baseball stadiums in LA, New York (the Yankees, natch) and Washington with phosgene, aimed at killing “150,000″ or so. That seems a bit optimistic, given the Nationals only pulled in 26,500 per game last year, 22nd-best in the majors and only about 750 more than Arizona. For maximum body-count they’d have been better off going for St. Louis, which would also have given them a nice East-Middle-West series.

Anyway, it was amusing how the Dodgers wanted nothing to do with the production. While Showtime could get the exterior shots (which are on public land), they couldn’t even use the Dodgers logos, and had to fake the inside with a mix of CGI and footage shot at the stadium in Rancho Cucamonga. Not really very convincing, but you have to work with what you can, I guess. Oh, and while I was hoping it might be a Dodgers/D’backs contest, the game in question was the Dodgers vs. the Reds. Seems we don’t get any love or coverage, even from terrorist cells. Still, a good show, almost up there with 24 [though lacking the dramatic revelations], and we set a new record by watching eight hours of it in one day. That’ll keep us ticking over until Jack Bauer returns in January.

Otherwise, it was the usual Thanksgiving, of massive over-indulgence in foodstuffs, that left me groaning and trying to find a position in bed that would not apply pressure to my stomach. Nice to chat to a lot of people, including some we’ve not seen in ages. This included one of SnakePit Jr’s friends, who now works at one of the top talent agencies in Hollywood. He told us a story about Brad Pitt, who was there for a morning meeting; they asked if he wanted something to eat, and he asked for a plate of fruit, but no melon. However, the plate brought by the intern included melon, and Pitt turned to the intern and said, “You’re fired.” No-one quite knew how to react to this - was it a joke? - but the agency owner ended up getting rid of the intern, as if Pitt had ever come back and seen the intern there, there could have been hell to pay. I’d have said this kind of thing only happened in screenplays, but the source here is pretty impeccable.

The big news in AZ was the surprise trade of Johnny Estrada, Claudio Vargas and Greg Aquino to the Brewers today. Estrada getting dealt was, of course, not exactly a shock, but that we also sent two pitchers with him was unexpected, especially including a starting arm. However, Claudio Vargas was no better than our #4 this season, and would likely have lost out there to the younger, cheaper, better Edgar Gonzalez. The first result of this trade is to solidify the front three in the rotation as Webb, Hernandez 2.0, Davis: EdGon now looks like the #4 starter, with the 5th spot filled by whichever one of EnGon, Nippert, Owings, etc. looks best (EnGon may have the edge, being out of options).

I am a little concerned about Doug Davis’s potential in Arizona, given his ERA has gone steadily North from 3.39 in 2004, to 4.91 last year - and that’s in a neutral ballpark. Plus, at age 31, he isn’t getting any younger. If he can rebound to his career average of 4.35, I’d settle for that - walking fewer guys would seem to be the key there, and the fact he’s a lefty has got to be part of the reason he was acquired. There’s an interesting situation with his contract: this is his last year of arbitration, and one presumes the aim is to lock him up for a bit. Word from Milwaukee is, he was looking for a three-year deal, and the Brewers’ reluctance to spend the cash on that, is part of the reason behind the trade.

Dana Eveland is another lefty, who reminds some people of David Wells, and I’m not just talking about the pitching side, since he hits the scales at 240 lbs, despite being only 6′1″. No surprise, then, that he has had trouble in the past with weight issues. That said, the stats last year at AAA look decent enough: nineteen starts with an ERA of 2.74, and a K:BB ratio of 110:41. He had a stint in the Brewers bullpen late on, but didn’t do so well there, with an 8.13 ERA in 27.2 innings. He is still pretty young, however, having only turned 23 just last month, and he has yet to post an ERA above three at any level of his four-year trip through the minors. This kid has potential, there’s no doubt about it, and could be a contender for the #5 rotation spot out of spring training, if he can lay off the Krispy Kremes.

Dave Krynzel is a player who could give me a great deal of trouble in the spelling department. At first, it seems an odd choice to pick a CF prospect, given we are shining Chris Young for a long, glorious tenure at that position, and he is very definitely the least component of this trade, having hit only .231 with seven HR for the Brewers’ Triple-A affiliate in 2006. Still, there’s no doubting his speed, given that in 2005-06 he stole 47 bases in 59 attempts, and he could be a backup for Young, especially if the touted trade for Eric Byrnes (not least touted by Levski) comes to fruition.

Brew Crew Ball are enthusiastic about the trade, which does give me cause for concern. I mean, didn’t they screw us over enough in the Sexson trade? In particular, the following:

I do think they are over-looking a couple of things, not least the fact that Estrada’s OPS is a regression waiting to happen. His 2006 figure of .746 is almost 60 points above the career figure of .687, though it’s conceivable the likely drop in his batting average could be balanced by an increase in walks, since they will hardly be any fewer in number than they were last season. But he also moves from a hitter-friendly park to a neutral one, which will hurt. That will also make Vargas look better, and based purely on last year’s figures, he would be a cheaper, younger, better version of Davis. On the other hand, don’t forget, less than 18 months ago, he was put on waivers by Washington, so getting anything for him counts as a successful reclamation project. I’m guessing the Brewers looked at his hefty splits (road ERA = 4.12, home ERA = 5.60, and an overall figure in 29 Chase starts of 5.25) and thought he’d do better away from Phoenix.

The enigma is Greg Aquino, who was the longest-serving member of the Diamondbacks organization - signed by Arizona all the way back on November 8th, 1995 as a 17-year old. His ERA+ over the past three years is 93, mostly thanks to a horrid 2005, but he had a decent 4.47 ERA last season. That was probably a bit lucky, since his WHIP was a hefty 1.614. He seems like your typically fungible reliever, and while I’m kinda sorry to see such a loyal player get disposed of, he’ll be easily replaced, just as Cormier and Villarreal were last season. Incidentally, that now makes Jose Valverde the “organizational veteran”, having signed as a minor-league free agent on January 31st, 1997.

Will see how it works out, but I think it’s a decent haul, given everyone knew we “had” to trade Estrada. We’ve got one credible middle-of-the-rotation starter, a starting prospect with significant upside, and a CF prospect too. We’ve lost a catcher who had a career year, so are selling high, and two players who don’t seem much more than replacement level, in a back of the rotation starter and a reliever. I doubt this will be the last move of the hot-stove season, however, and I’m keen to see what else Josh Byrnes might have up his sleeve.

This year in hip-hop is making 2005 look like even more of a dud than I imagined. The one exception was Blackalicious’ The Craft. But then, I never really expect anything less than the best from Gift of Gab and Chief Xcel.
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We needed a wine for Thanksgiving dinner so Lynn suggested the “El Norte 2004″. Since I never tasted it before I didn’t know if it would be a good match or not.

It’s settled: The Gray Kid wins the Hardest-Working Man of the Year award. On the heels of his hilarious PaxilBack spoof of JT’s SexyBack comes The Pilgrimage: Y’All Some Turkeys, a free (FREE!) mixtape out today that features a few new Gray Kid origin…

Matthew Wilcoxen, a commenter, writes:

Hey Mate,
Since you have so faithfully dissected Driscoll’s post and made him appear as a real chauvenist pig; will you also be faithful in covering his recent addendum and clarification to his post and his willingness to listen to his critics? He almost sounds Brian McLaren-ish in his tone. Are you […]

There is one thing I hate about my new job, and it’s not really my new job, as such. It is the karmic way that the worst, longest, most troublesome support calls inevitably land on your phone, five minutes before you’re scheduled to leave. I have had two monster calls now: one lasted eighty minutes, the other a staggering ninety-eight. Both of them started within the final ten minutes of my shift, leaving Mrs. SnakePit to wait in the parking lot for, last night, an hour and a half. Aargh. I think it’s being so close to leaving, and then having it snatched away, that hurts; I am convinced the phone system is possessed of malignant intelligence, and directs the calls accordingly.

Mind you, I was mightily cheered to come home and see that Derek Jeter had been stiffed in the AL MVP award. I think that was perhaps more of an unexpected delight, even than Brandon Webb winning the Cy Young. I mean, this year, you could actually argue a decent case for Jeter the Cheater; that, combined with the inevitable East Coast Bias, which has already handed him large numbers of undeserved awards (hello, Gold Glove voters) meant he seemed like an absolute shoe-in for the prize. But Yankee-hating runs deep: there’s a reason only three Yankees have won the MVP since 1963, despite fifteen division titles during that period. Hell, if the 1998 Yankees, who went 114-48, couldn’t win an MVP or Cy Young, what hope for Jeter? And particular applause to Joe Cowley, beat writer for the Chicago Sun-Times, who played Jeter only sixth. That’s the spirit!

To me, the really surprising thing was not that Jeter lost to a Twin, but the Twin to which he lost: in my mind, Joe Mauer was the Metrodome inhabitant I’d have said was most worthy of the award. But he only finished sixth overall, with nobody placing him higher than third; winner Justin Morneau, on the other hand, was placed first or second by 23 of the 28 voters. That’s a remarkable decision: just as a reminder, in the SB Nation poll, Mauer won, with 175 points, compared to Morneau’s 81. Though I didn’t have a vote in that one, I concur with the general sentiment: for a catcher, Mauer’s season was almost unprecedented, and deserved credit much more than a position which can be played adequately by a garbage-can with a glove attached to it.

The paranoid conspiracist in me is whispering something about collusion at this point. Specifically, the anti-Yankee AL writers - which could be 26 of the 28, in my opinion - getting together to ensure that the Twins vote didn’t get split between Mauer and Morneau (and possibly Santana). Quite why they decided go with Justin rather than Joe, however, eludes me. But I do think that Morneau may be the least deserving AL MVP in quite some time. Interestingly, I note that Newsday listed the ballots of all the voters, so you can see who exactly went with what. Now, if only I could find something similar for the NL voters…

From the “Ouch! That’ll leave a mark!” department.
1. Reaves writes on AZ’s Cy Young run
2. The Bullpen residents brutally deconstruct it

Just realised today is the sixth anniversary of my arrival on US soil as a permananent resident, becoming one of the tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Tired? Check. A 12-hour flight from London does that. Poor? Well, while almost all I had was the clothes I stood in, that was because my other possessions were in 49 boxes, making their way slowly across the Atlantic by boat. Indeed, six years later, some of those boxes are still not unpacked… I’m not sure if one British guy quite counts as a huddled mass, but I was definitely yearning to breath free: see “tired”, and add the recycled air in coach class.

A lot of things have changed since that date, not least for the Diamondbacks. Then, Bob Brenly had been manager for barely three weeks, replacing Buck Showalter, and we were about to add another piece of the World Series puzzle, by signing free-agent Mark Grace to play first-base. Miguel Batista had just started the first of his two stints in Arizona. And some guy called Brandon Webb, an 8th-round draft pick that June, completed his first season in the minors, but had yet to discover how to throw a sinker. This 21-year old kid threw 16.2 innings at South Bend, striking out 18, and with an ERA of 3.24. Now, he’s the reigning Cy Young winner, and I’m married. But we’re both pretty happy, I imagine.

And that seems like an appropriate note on which to take a Thanksgiving break. Mrs. SnakePit wants to wake up early tomorrow and watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade; me, I tend to think that once you’ve seen one Snoopy-shaped helium balloon, you’ve seen them all. I guess this proves that I haven’t quite become truly American yet! But among the D-backs’ related things I will be giving thanks for - outside the usual stuff like health, family, friends - will be:

• Living in a city with major-league baseball
• Brandon Webb
• Our prospects
• A GM who appears to have a plan
• Chase Field’s retractable roof
• Dollar Hot-dog Night
• And last, but not least, a genuine sense of anticipation for the 2007 baseball season. I’ll get the countdown clock to Opening Day up there over the Thanksgiving break…

Andrea just hit 19 weeks pregnant by the analysis of our second ultrasound. Everything is looking good–he is nine ounces, has fully-developed arms and legs (though his skin is translucent and he has fine hair all over), and has a slightly slower heart rate. The due date has been moved from April 19, 2007 to […]

Andrea and I had our second ultrasound on Monday and it was incredible. It lasted for 40 minutes and included shots of the baby from every angle–he was very active. The most amazing thing was watch this boy’s face (that looked more like a monkey than a human) in orange 3D and watch his tongue […]

We’ve seen hip-hop labels/artists hold remix contests, but this idea has the potential to be really cool – and possibly funny as hell.

Lyrics Born, one-half of the Solesides/Quannum duo Latyrx, is holding a karaoke contest for his single Callin…